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Does 'Open-Minded' Mean Stupid?

Late last night I was bored, and drunk, so I did what I always do when I can’t find the Enlarger: I surf the Net. After looking at swan porn, I stumbled upon a test titled, “How Open-Minded Are You?” • Don’t be shy: Watch Greg’s Greg-alogue It was a …

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Michigan Man Fined for Using Coffee Shop's Wi-Fi Network

A Michigan man has been fined $400 and given 40 hours of community service for accessing an open wireless Internet connection outside a coffee shop. Under a little known state law against computer hackers, Sam Peterson II, of Cedar Springs, Mich., faced a felony charge after cops found him on …

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Astronauts Ponder State of Space Exploration

Fifty years ago today, a small satellite — the world’s first built and launched by humans — rocketed into orbit, beaming down a series of beeps that heralded the coming Space Age to anyone listening on Earth. The former Soviet Union’s successful launch of Sputnik 1, a 23-inch (58-centimeter) wide …

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